Who is Alana K. Asby?

Born in Wisconsin in 1982; subsequent adventures involving sweet clover, elephantine snows, and 7 siblings
Creative autodidact with just enough college to be obnoxious
Subnormal practical IQ, nicely complemented by off-the-charts verbal IQ
Wrote a thesis proving black jelly beans are the devil’s handiwork; available for several hundred dollars on request
Generally held to be a fine editor, if a somewhat eccentric writer
Champion of formal, musical, and classical poetry
Traditionalist; Democratic Monarchist; Eastern Orthodox Christian
Head and proprietor of Vulgaris Media LLC
Founding editor of The Author’s Journal of Inventive Literature
Author of Let Beauty Awake: Poems After a Century’s Slumber
Work in progress: Second Cousins: A Comedy of 26th Century Manners
Work in progress: The Body in The Book Bay
Work in Progress: Brother Lightning: Superhero of the Countryside
Work in Progress: Terraforming The Underworld