The Logical Vegetarian by G. K. Chesterton

by G.K. CHESTERTON You will find me drinking rum, Like a sailor in a slum, You will find me drinking beer like a Bavarian You will find me drinking gin In the lowest kind of inn Because I am a rigid Vegetarian. So I cleared the inn of wine, And I tried to climb the sign, And I tried to hail the constable as “Marion.” But he said I couldn’t speak, And he bowled me to the Beak Because I was a Happy Vegetarian. Oh, I know a Doctor Gluck,… Read more The Logical Vegetarian by G. K. Chesterton →